Ireland said, "Mommy before you were a mom you were a kid Tara, huh?"
(Me) "Yes I was!"
(Ireland) "And they called you Tara Toilet Paper didn't they!"
(Me) "Yes they did! Thanks for that you stinker."
Ireland also had a joke, "Mom I can walk through walls! Mom your supposed to ask me how."
(Me) "Oh sorry! How do you walk through walls?"
(Ireland) "I use the door!"
(This really made me laugh I wasn't expecting that answer.)
*Sidenote: We had a talk about bullying this past week for Family Home Evening. I told the kids that when I was little they called me Tara Toilet Paper when ever I got on the bus to and from school.
But hey don't feel bad for me though I grew up and became the well adjust person I am today (No laughing from the peanut gallery). Oh and one of those kids is one of my best friends to this day (I won't tell you her name because that's just mean but it starts with R and ends with osa she also called me Arat-my name backwards). So turn lemons into lemonade I say!
5 comments:
haha, i love ireland's joke!
Haaaahahahaha! What a funny girl! I am loving that joke. And I'm sorry, but I totally laughed at the Tara Toilet Paper.
You can totally laugh at the Tara Toilet Paper.......I do now too!
ireland told us another joke a few days ago. it goes something like a guy goes into a bar with a giraffe, after a little while the guy gets up to leave and the bar tender tells him, pointing at the giraffe, hey you can't leave that lyin around here and the guy tells the bar tender its not a lyin its a giraffe.
thats the basic idea anyway. i thought it was freaking funny!
ah... thanks for keeping the name confidential.. ;) and am so happy you did turn out to be the well-adjusted person you are today! Love you!!!!!
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